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Started by Garibaldi, Nov 03 2011 11:23 AM

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#1 Garibaldi

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Posted 03 November 2011 - 11:23 AM

How are we all today?

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#2 Miner 2049er

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Posted 03 November 2011 - 05:37 PM

Welcome you biscuit obsessed oddity.
Some people feel like the bottom has dropped out of their world. Drink real ale and you'll feel like the world is dropping out of your bottom.

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Posted 03 November 2011 - 09:48 PM

Hey Garibaldi, I'm ffuking magic!
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Posted 03 November 2011 - 10:26 PM

Hi Miner & Bluebaws, Thanks for your reply. What kind of Magic do you do? Illusions or some street theatre?

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Posted 03 November 2011 - 11:24 PM

His main trick and masterpiece is called 'hide the sausage' and It only gets performed in specialist clubs.

Oh and welcome biscuit boy.
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Tips for 2011 -

View PostBarside, on 03 January 2011 - 08:24 PM, said:

Lewis Hamilton will win 2011 F1 World Championship
David Haye will beat both Klitschko's
An english team will win the Champion's League
New Zealand will fail to win the Rugby World Cup
Magnificent, Absoluteffukingfaggotwhohasnthadagoodlayfor8years, Jenkins, Weekend, Filth, Depraved, Perv, Slut, PartyHard!

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Posted 04 November 2011 - 10:51 AM

Thanks Leeroy, I'd be interested to see where Bluebaws hides his sausage. Which clubs does he perform this trick in?

Gary

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Posted 04 November 2011 - 11:56 AM

Hi there Garibaldi

Did you know your name is an anagram of “Labia Grid” a device I’m currently working on?

Well it’s a safety device to protect women (or more specifically their lady parts) from the everyday hazards of pogo stick mishaps’.

Actually after a history of useless and utterly ridiculous inventions I have a good feeling about this one.

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Posted 04 November 2011 - 01:06 PM

Hi Sandy Cheevie

Thanks for that info. My wife the custard cream will be looking out for them on firebox.com

Incidendtly, I have some Hyena Devices which help create laughter and joy if you may be interested.

Gary

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Posted 04 November 2011 - 02:04 PM

I am so confused :rollin

And no, not in the gay way before anyone says :tosser
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Tips for 2011 -

View PostBarside, on 03 January 2011 - 08:24 PM, said:

Lewis Hamilton will win 2011 F1 World Championship
David Haye will beat both Klitschko's
An english team will win the Champion's League
New Zealand will fail to win the Rugby World Cup
Magnificent, Absoluteffukingfaggotwhohasnthadagoodlayfor8years, Jenkins, Weekend, Filth, Depraved, Perv, Slut, PartyHard!

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Posted 04 November 2011 - 05:51 PM

You are clearly CRACKERS!!


Welcome.

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When bold predictions go wrong:
Part 1:

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We're staying up, I've told you already, get over it. We'll be up for alot longer than you are. And we'll deserve to :fing32:
Part 2:

View PostLeeroy, on 04 September 2011 - 06:52 AM, said:

Gonna call it early. United are gonna win this. And you can quote me on it. This team is better without Ronaldo and its now starting to play. The European Cup will be Uniteds again.

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Posted 04 November 2011 - 10:09 PM

Magic is actually a little dwarf I keep under the stairs.
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Posted 05 November 2011 - 07:57 AM

Salutations from the Toon! Having said that, I now feel guilty for my passion for Jaffa cakes. Mr Baldi, do you know whether I need therapy for this?
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Posted 07 November 2011 - 09:16 PM

Welcome to FFUK Gary, not a fan of your biscuit but thats ok as i can barely get any biscuits from UK over here.
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Posted 08 November 2011 - 12:22 AM

Welcome Gari!

David, what the hell are you talking about? We have the world's best biscuits in our parts!

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Posted 08 November 2011 - 05:50 PM

That's a scone Georgia! You can't claim them , they're as English as getting drunk and picking fights with foreigners!
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Posted 09 November 2011 - 12:45 AM

Hey,,, your the foreigner! And this is a biscuit, with a huge slab of heart stopping sausage crammed in the middle! :thumbsup


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Posted 09 November 2011 - 12:58 AM

I prefer Gdawgs biscuit. Can you add cheese, a hash brown, an onion ring and some red sauce that please. Thank you muchness.
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Tips for 2011 -

View PostBarside, on 03 January 2011 - 08:24 PM, said:

Lewis Hamilton will win 2011 F1 World Championship
David Haye will beat both Klitschko's
An english team will win the Champion's League
New Zealand will fail to win the Rugby World Cup
Magnificent, Absoluteffukingfaggotwhohasnthadagoodlayfor8years, Jenkins, Weekend, Filth, Depraved, Perv, Slut, PartyHard!

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Posted 09 November 2011 - 03:26 AM

The word biscuit actually means twice cooked, which the English version of a biscuit used to be to dry them out and make them hard (some I believe still are).

The American version of a biscuit is soft bread which is baked only once, which in language terms doesn't make sense.

Hope that helps.
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Posted 09 November 2011 - 12:02 PM

Some biscuits don't have fruit in. Some do. I am full of fruit.

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Posted 09 November 2011 - 01:23 PM

I'm sure you are.
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Tips for 2011 -

View PostBarside, on 03 January 2011 - 08:24 PM, said:

Lewis Hamilton will win 2011 F1 World Championship
David Haye will beat both Klitschko's
An english team will win the Champion's League
New Zealand will fail to win the Rugby World Cup
Magnificent, Absoluteffukingfaggotwhohasnthadagoodlayfor8years, Jenkins, Weekend, Filth, Depraved, Perv, Slut, PartyHard!
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